Tuesday, February 27, 2007
DAVID AND HIS DUA BICEPS (David 1:21)
10 Interesting Facts About David's Biceps
1. On 26th December 2006 (Boxing Day), David put on his boxing gloves given to him for christmas and flexed his pulsating biceps, sending ripples of shock worldwide and offsetting an earthquake of magnitude 7.2, a catastrophe that will surely go down in history.
2. His biceps weigh heavier than he himself.
3. Davids biceps are so big, girls are attracted to him because of the huge gravitational force it exerts.
4. Contrary to popular folklore and whatsoever, eclipses of the sun are caused whenever david flexes his biceps.
5. The peaks on his muscles are the highest point on earth after Mount Everest.
6. Several scientific measurements have been obtained and David's biceps have been proven to be actually bigger than his nose.
7. His badminton serve is 1000000 km/h, that he crushed some mountain a few weeks ago. He has now been barred from the badminton arena and has been dancing his
8. When NEO was still fighting the bad guys in MATRIX 1, 2 and RELOADED before he retired, he had a big nose. Now that he has retired, he STILL HAS A BIG NOSE. Rather, he uses his skill to breathe in more oxygen for his muscles to grow exponentially, thus achieving nirvana.
9. DAVID NOSE IS DAMN BIG
10. HELLP CANNOT BREATHE. HELP
Lord of the Shrooms
“Great cinetography” The Joshua Times
“How do they make the characters so small? Stunning visual effects!” Alex Daily
Synopsis
Lord of the Shrooms is an epic story about a smurf called Hubbit, who braves all odds to accomplish a task deemed impossible by many. The SHORT story is set in the backdrop of “The Smurfire”, a merry land where smurfs frolick and enjoy peace and serenity, but their happiness was SHORT-lived.
A fateful day witnessed the arrival of the blue wizard, SmurfDalf at the Smurfire. A messenger of saddening news, he heralded the coming of a darkage – an age which would leave no smurf alive. SmurfDalf bore a huge burden – He was tasked with the duty of having to destroy the “Shroom”, a legendary artefact imbued with gigantic strength. When wielded, the Shroom grants the bearer amazing powers, magnifying him by 100000000000000000000000000000x his normal size; a power strongly desired by the vertically challenged smurfs.
Due to the immense power the Shroom promised, the weapon was dangerous and had to be destroyed. SmurfDalf searched high for a willing shroom bearer who was willing to accept this tremendous undertaking but to no avail. Upon searching low however, he stumbled upon a smurf called Hubbit, who was small but possessed enormous courage. Embarking on a harrowing journey filled with temptations, Hubbit set off to overcome a series of obstacles which would put his endurance and determination to the ultimate test.
This show challenges the fine line separating the physical from the metaphysical i.e how a small person could wield such tremendous courage and bravery. An undercurrent of emotional turmoil persists throughout the plot as we see the main character Hubbit cope with intense emotional struggles. Overall, this show is a must see.
Movie screening venue: Hwachong Institution (College section)Movie screening time: 7am – 1pm (Mon – Wed), 7am – 2.30pm (Thurs), 7am – 4.30pm (Fri)
Movie screening fee: FREE
Chronology of a CK supermodel
Needless to say, we often find ourselves musing over the question of WHO JOSHUA IS. who exactly is joshua lau tse siong? Is he the cute, meek and gentle person people of 07s6e are familiar with? I'm afraid not. The Joshua I KNOW is strong, muscular, goodlooking, fashionable and well-toned. A student by day and a model by night, Joshua is a social chameleon who conceals his intensely hot body and identity when amongst his schoolmates. At night however, he discards his goodie image to unveil the good-looking dude underneath that student facade. Known as JOSHUAI in the fashion world, he performs his nightly runway walks with unparalleled style and suave, brandishing his well-toned pecs and wash-board abs.
Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you JOSHUA(I), chronology of a calvin klein supermodel!
1. a calvin klein shirt - Joshua admired the calvin klein supermodels and their suave poses
2. ankle socks - A true trendsetter in the making, Joshua could have actually pioneered the ankle socks trend!
3. Girls - That long set of hair in the photo actually belonged to a female acquaitance of his."Once a player, always a player"
Present: Joshua has now evolved into a muscular young man with perfectly toned abs and huge muscles. He is currently studying in Hwachong while strutting his stuff on the runway as a calvin klein model as his parttime job.
Alex-life story - maturation
Woooo. I was a councillor. Teachers adore me? Ain't I cute?
jus a week ago, alex shared with me his life story:
OEI. MY STORY....SHHHH *pee in his pants*
alex was a small kid who was growing up like normal. TO him, Every new day would be a new experience, giving him STRENGTH and determination to strive on and achieve new heights and reach new peaks. Mental and physical strength dealt within him, waiting to be unleashed.
one day, alex was watching tv and switched to ASEAN games 1995. He was very amazed at the muscular body physiques that the bodybuilders had and decided to strive towards this goal. to become a world class bodybuilder.
this was his dream:
but to our disappointment. alex has yet to achieve his full potential.
lets present him with a voucher for $2000 GNC VOUCHER FOR PROTEIN POWDER.
Ps: alex u can print this voucher ( remember NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE.)
After this episode, alex was still working HARD on his hot bod
he evolved From this mini frame:
alex has continued growing to become bigger and stronger, to ultimately reach his goal of being the world's best bodybuilder.
One day, alex fell sick, with a disease called anorexia. This disease was very detrimental to his health, and caused alex to become like a stick, and therefore , he derived the nickname " anoralex" and "stickman"
for now, he gets past his days by performing cool contortonist tricks like squeezing through squash rackets and he really thinks that he is a stick.
I can do more than that. I can make music from a glass wine!
Well, alex has a slogan that goes liddat:
Every good thing comes with a smile that triumphs all:
ahh . isnt this something that warms the heart.
thus we will be looking forward to alex's new hot bod . well defined pecs, puslating biceps and wings so big that he can fly..
See Ya....*Wave*
FantasticK™
anoralex no more. =)
HEY
1) Appointment of our CAKE IC (:
Tingfeng is our new cake IC! Okay so he will be getting the cake for Thursday, which brings us to point 2).
2) Birthday Celebration on Thursday.
For Jinhui and Yip Kang. We will celebrate in school first at the class bench then go out to EATTTT. Okay? (:
3) JTS
JTS will be this Sunday, Fish & Co.?
Yeah that's about it haha okay gotta go complete ILP presentation it's tomorrow right? Uh okay I don't know BYE.
Monday, February 26, 2007
Sunday, February 25, 2007
The songs that I listened and dance to when I was at your age
I tried posting once but somehow, it did not come out. I have saved it as a draft here in case zihua can do something about that.
Maybe that is a blessing in disguise since that post might be too cheem lar hehe. So here is something lighter. Here is a Performance Video (PV) of a song that I enjoyed and listened to when I was at your age. There is at least one of you, Aeki, I believed, who listened to 80s and 90s songs so I thought some of you might enjoy these songs.
This song is the really classic dance song of the early 90s. This group, the KLF, has long disbanded but the following song is the one that really defined the group as master of house music. Notice the "obiang" looking mobile phone, the big brother phone that defines that era hehe.
Now, if you guys want to know more about the dance songs that your teachers enjoy while they were at your age, feel free to ask. I am always telling my non teacher friends how amazed I am when the mass dance that you guys are dancing, still used the same songs from the 80s such as "Together in Electric Dreams" and "I got my mind set on you".
There must be something beautiful during those times er? I am guessing one big reason is that life in Singapore, without the Internet and all, was so simple then.
Regards,
Mr Tan
Saturday, February 24, 2007
Right.
Anyway, I've attached a few stuffs of what I have done in this CNY. Enjoy!
My 4 years old cousin:
Of course, more details can be found at my blog.
The Net Generation Goes to College
This is my maiden post here and let me first start by saying this is one very impressive blog. I was wondering how I might be able to contribute to the culture in this blog, as all blogs have their own cultures.
So I have decided to follow my comparative advantage =) and post an article here that I think would be relevant as well as interesting to all of you. From my lecturing as well as teaching experience at HCI during these few months, I can tell that many of the IP students are not too used to this "lecture" style of teaching where you are expected to sit down for an hour or more and just listen to the lecturer droning on and on and on hehe.
Let me just reassure all of you I am aware that there is a certain kind of clash between the "A level" style of teaching and this new generation of students, that is you. This post links to an article that I was hoping you guys would read and comment on.
To help you get started, here are some basic questions you could address in your comments:
- How far does the "Net generation" learning style mentioned in that article applies to you personally?
- Do you think the current "A level" style of examination allow us teachers to deviate too far from the standard teaching style of lectures and tutorials? Why or why not?
- How might a compromise be reached between the current teaching and your personal learning style? One that will satisfy all stakeholders? (Stakeholders here could include teachers and yourself, parents, the employers, the universities, and of course, the government)
Please feel free to discuss any other issues that are not highlighted above. Of course, there is no right or wrong answers here. For the IP boys, I am sure you have had experience with Mr Hon for he likes to bring questions like these for discussion during the individual year assemblies. I like that style of his and this discussion is along the same vein.
Here is the article again for discussion, in case the above link fails
http://chronicle.com/free/v52/i07/07a03401.htm
Regards,
Mr Tan
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
JTS this sunday!
Format: 18 MCQs - 14 single-response type & 4 multiple-response type [18 marks] and 2 structured questions [12 marks]
Total 30 marks
Duration: 45min
Anyway where are we going for JTS?
Can I change combi but still stay in the class? I want to take music instead of econs. Crap.
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
A lame one jus4 6E the rocking class!
Upon completion of the test, both men had each missed only one of the questions. The manager went to the first applicant and said, ''Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the job to the other applicant.''
''And why would you be doing that? We both got nine questions correct,'' asked the rejected applicant. ''We have based our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed,'' said the department manager.
''And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?'' the rejected applicant inquired. ''Simple,'' said the department manager, ''Your fellow applicant put down on question #5, 'I don't know.' You put down, 'Neither do I.'
Monday, February 19, 2007
Econs ILP presentation
Just a reminder, our econs ILP presentation has been postponed to next week . Please remember to prepare for it. basically you have to present your report using powerpoint and graphs/diagrams. You can approach Mr tan if you have any questions.
Happy CNY!!!
Sunday, February 18, 2007
Happy CNY 6E! =D
Saturday, February 17, 2007
pictures
i am not going to caption.
too bored to.
i still have more. but too lazy already.
HAPPY CNY.
A lame joke for 6E!
Ans: Cotton bud lor. Whole head bandaged mah. :D
Friday, February 16, 2007
Ur understanding needed. dun get worked up =)
guess u all know wat happened todae , which was unfortunate to me. Well, i mus say we were int he wrong. and i apologise for ani unhappiness that was caused because i brought up this idea as i thought it would bring us more earnings then simply playing the m&ms game.
aniway. once again i apologise, as it is indirectly my fault. aiya . i dun mind doing cs or watever la. thx for those who are willing to do cs with me. even if they r nt invovled. i am touched by ur support.lol.
aiya. anyway. it isnt really a big deal. so we'll forget it soon. yeh?
but i still think hairsprays is a really gd and fun idea.
jus tat we (oops) forgot to get approval.
Sorry and thanks for ur understanding.
joshua
Bao vs Noodles
Part One
One day, Char Siew Pao and Mee Kia got involved in an argument. They had a fight but Char Siew Pao was too clumsy and lost badly. Char Siew Pao got very angry and shouted at Mee Kia, "I'm going to find my gang to hantam you!" So Char Siew Pao went to round up Leng Yong Pau, Man Tou, Tau Sar Pow etc. Along the way, the Paos saw maggi mee and they ah bish ah bish ah bish and beat maggi mee up. As Char Siew Pao was punching Maggi Mee, he shouted, "Don't think just because you perm your hair, we can't recognize you, ok!"
Part Two
Maggi Mee, who was beaten up for no reason, was very angry. So he went to find Bee Hoon, Mee Kia, Chao Mian etc to seek revenge. But on the way, they met Small Bao. Maggi Mee looked at Small Bao for a while then told his brothers, "Bra-der! Whack him!" Maggi Mee whack small bao harder & harder. After the noodles family has left, they asked Maggi Mee why he hated Small Bao so much and beat him up so badly. Maggi Mee said. "At first wanna teach him a small lesson only, but then see him act cute, made me so angry."
Part Three
The more Small Bao thought of it, the more buay song he was. So, he found the bao family to whack Maggi Mee. Then they found Ying Shi Juan (noodles covered with bun). They brought him back as hostage and were about to put him on the stove to force him to talk when the Bao head said, "That's not noodles! That's our undercover!"
Part Four
The family of bao and noodles are now enemies and they have gang fights whenever they see each other. One day, the noodles family was having a walk when they saw Char Siew Bao alone. Seeing the good chance, all of them attacked him. The noodles family shouted, "Beat him hard hard! Don't give chance just because he's vomiting blood!"
Part Five
Poor Char Siew Bao, with his injuries, went to the bao headquarters to look for help. All the bao family was activated and together with Red Bean Bao, Green Bean Bao etc. they went to seek revenge. All the passerbys siam them as they look like they will kill. They saw french fries jalan jalan along, shopping. The bao family attacked him. The bao head shouted, "Noodle people still wear gold go shopping! Whack him!!!"
Part Six
Finally, the bao family manage to kidnap Maggi Mee, the one who started up the whole show, and brought him back to the bao headquarter. All the baos took turns to whack him. At the end, the chief of baos - Dua Bah Bao took a final roll over noodle before they dump him. When the poor Maggi Mee finally went home, none of the family member could recognise him bcoz he is totally disfigured - flatten. In order not to let the family bear the bad name, he appears as a new member named Mee Pok.
suicidal songs are scary
okay today was a screw-up ><>
We should buck up, seriously.
rah.
On a happier note, we're going to celebrate the Feb babies' birthdays on the 26th of Feb (:! Going to town to eat I think? Mm yeah there's chem lecture test on 26th Feb too remember! okay bye peeps have a happy cny and grow fat! So that I can look skinnier. Okay thanks please eat more (: BYE!
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Stuff
Happy Valentine's day, what's left of it. Thank you girls for giving the guys valentine's day munchies, even though we didnt reciprocate. OH well. Anyway cross country SUCKED because I (We) ended up walking from start to finish to be received by a huge crowd of staring ppl. Ahahah what a waste of time.
OH MAN we're so screwed we have to make preparations for our stall but our idea's still tentative and ambiguous so we're so dead because we don't know what to do let alone what to buy for our stall so pls lets discuss this tmr quickly or efficiently or lets just discuss it over msn tonight what do you think i'm typing without punctuations or breaks and i feel that i could just go on and on and on but I gotta study for my tests like everyone else so i guess im stopping here now good luck for yer chem and math tests tomorrow hahahahah GG.
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
Sunday, February 11, 2007
STJ
Anyway the STJ today was wonderful. And i ate till so full. Haha. The seniors have set such a high benchmark for us and for jts, we need to meet up to the standard. Anyway, christina was suggesting fish and co. for jts. Erm.. yeah.
Anyway, some self-advertising, 6E people please feel free to visit and tag on my personal blog at tyjiunn.blogspot.com. Haha thanks!
Class blog template!
Hey guys, I seriously think we need a better template! Throw in some ideas? Say, some competition for aesthetics will include 07S63, 07S6A, 07S6B, 07S6E, 07S6J, 07S6K, 07S72, 07S75, 07S77, 07S7B, 07S7C, 07S7D, 07A10, 07A11
To a lesser extent, these classes are also our competition in terms of asthetics: 07S68, 07S6D, 07S6G, 07S6H, 07S76, 07S7E, 07A12
(The rest of the classes mostly use skin from Blogskin, not some personalised skin or whatsoever, so I don't really count them as competition. =P. Sorry.)
Throw in some ideas to beat some of those mentioned blogs xD. We have a few pretty decent designers like jiayee and me and probably another few hidden talents yet to show their proness. We should have no problem getting one very good skin out. =D
win fac points
learn fac dance pls
heres the vid
ok. so everyone get going and dance dance dance
draamfeste may be a disappointment , but lets win fac points
get emo and high for fun
Saturday, February 10, 2007
it's OVER!
for ip ppl, i guess it'll be hard for u to imagine the excitement and anxiety we experience when collecting os results. the atmosphere was really tense before the release of the results. as we received them, basically almost everyone cried whether they did well or not. i still find it quite hard to believe this whole olevel thing has FINALLY reached a closure. the two years of hard work has been paid off at last. right binbin? though the results could have been better, i suppose most of us are contented with it (:
to dramafeste ppl, i knw lots of effort was invested with ppl staying till ten plus everynight. its okay athena didnt win as long as the spirit is there! i heard the crew was super high so yupp jus think on the bright side. we might win for cny so learn the fac dance (esp the dance ic)!
and yes i certainly agree with sharon and bin! dont change combi please or everything would be different. very different indeed.
okay jiayou 6e! love truckloadds (:
STJ
Fac Dance Session
Friday, February 9, 2007
9th fEB
HEY S6EEEEEEE (:
Anyway. Today before huang cheng I was doing that chemistry worksheet thingy. And then my mind wandered to our class (randomly).
07S6E.
After JAE a lot of people are most probably going to transfer to other classes and change subject combinations. Which is kind of sad. I guess I've gotten used to seeing the same bunch of people everyday, witnessing the same trademark behaviours. Memorable events like CIP cycling, total defence auditions, class item for campfire, or even normal everyday things like going for lectures and tutorials together and laughing at each other's crappy jokes. It's pretty scary to realize that hey, all this is going to change soon. If we don't treasure the days we have left together as a class, there will be no chance for us to, ever again. Even if only a few people leave, it won't be the same. Cos every single person counts when it comes to 07S6E, right!
Alright. I'm having a sudden mental block. Nothing else to say! Must be due to lack of sleep. See you all around later, AND EVERYONE PLEASE GO WATCH HUANG CHENG. $12/14/16 IN EXCHANGE FOR 168 PEOPLE'S TIME AND EFFORT. DEFINITELY WORTH IT :D plus, we could do with the support (:
<3! Sharon.
Thursday, February 8, 2007
6 points la . dun be scared
GOOD LUCK FOR UR O LVLS. THOUGH I NOE U BOTH WILL GET 6 POINTS
WELL ANIWAY. GOOD LUCK X 1 MILLION BILLION ZILLION TIMES.
GD LUCK TO EVERYONE FOR CHINESE O LVLS TOO
the BIG day
THANKYOU -t3h bear- and zihua for your well wishes (: yes please keep your fingers crossed cos bin and i are really worried. all the best for your higher chi too! shld be fine for the CHINESE high and ny of cos (:
lots of love <3
good luck!
aaaaand, to the rest of us who only did 2 chinese assignments, good luck too!
Tuesday, February 6, 2007
class bbq
aiya i noe this is rather late liaoz lar... but i sian so i shall juz write smth abt the bbq..
ok lar... the bbq was quite fun... haha had a great shock when the aluminium tray suddenly melted... thx joshua for bringing his pit..
but most imptly, we must thank the host, jia yee, n her fAmily.... thx for the nice food and hospitality...
ppl, next time when we hav another bbq, pls remind me to go down earlier to start the fire...if not u all stand there n complain then i also very sian man...
n hor, try not to bring so much alt. fuel...
haha. i noe this is quite lame lar... but i am juz trying to contribute another entry... haha
Monday, February 5, 2007
the BBQ!
Waiting for... ??, what are we guys waiting for?
The formation for activating inactive charcoal.
JiaLiang: Hey, let's all watch Joshua drink that glass of coke!
Omg, what's jon's hand doing?
Kangyan: Ehhh, celery for (*insert whatever jiayee is doing to the wings*)
GekTheng: What's that in the sky?
David: Cheers Alex! Nice meeting you on a swing.
Binbin: I teach you to turn chicken wings
GekTheng: A small BBQ pit all for myself
Oh man, when is the campfire coming out?
Camera shy Heng hui hiding from camera after so many shots of her were taken.
THANK YOU THANKYOU THANKYOU
THANKYOU JIAYEE AND YOUR MAMA AND YOUR DADA AND YOUR IMBA MAIDS TOO
$%!$%$%$##$!#$@#%#%!@ #@!$#!@ !!! !! HAHAHAHAH
Sunday, February 4, 2007
Class BBQ rocks
Haha the bbq was great =D Thanks Jia yee for hosting it. Class spirit FTW!! And for the people who are seriously going crazy, take care lol. Don't screw the maths and gp test 2moro hahaha. Hope u r fine now sx LOL.
yeah!
woots, nice BBQ today, and we must credit the leet host we had!
ah wells, this is just a totally random post. about a certain crazy shi xian, cos he cant type/think properly and wants me to do it for him. but it looks nicer from a third person perspective anyway. so, anyway, SX basically got crazy for no partiular reason. so when we left jia yee's house, he was walking zig zag...and laughing maniacally the whole way.
when we were on the mrt, he totally went berserk. took out his handphone and starting trying to photograph all of us. and he kept talking and laughing and singing in such a loud voice. then i looked across him at an auntie sitting beside him, and she was like, meng staring and shixian like --> O.O
oh yeah, then when some boy walked past us, he just randomly called out to him and waved at him.
ah wells, end of post, everyone get high ftw! once again, ty to jia yee and family for hosting us!
I am blogging to tell you guys to enjoy the BBQ later! Heh.
This post seems rather short.
It is short!
Saturday, February 3, 2007
blog up
cant wait for tomorrow's bbq. yawn
super tired , dramafeste rehearsals todae. 6e pls buy tickets and support me,jon,david,alex. WE BACKSTAGE CREEW ..oh henghui too. HAHA SUPPORT OUR EFFORT.
MAY ATHENA WIN
ok. jiayee has described to me the long list of food we gonna have tml
yay? three cheers for a great host. ahha. thanks in advance. hope tml will be really fun and meaningful. bring camera if u have one =) we do indeed nid to change some of the pics inside our template. yeh..
NIGHT
Friday, February 2, 2007
HI
class bbq stuff
here's a quick update on the food provided on sunday:
- chicken wings (my mum has this very delicious secret recipe... sharon will know i think she tried them out before. so keep your stomachs empty)
- satays
- otahs
- spaghetti (damn tasty too. sharon can vouch (: )
- marshies
- salad
- and other random stuff la
if you guys have any other special request just tell me (: in conclusion. keep your stomachs very empty. (: oh and i think us girls might bake something....
those who need my address just sms me or something(:
seeya.
Labels: bbq
marshies
class bbq on sun is gna be so EXCITING! cant wait to barbeque marshies and take sips of fruity vodka haha. but so sad theres no champagne ): nvm, not as if i can drink a lot. hope no one gets drunk cos such a sight would be hilarious hahaa.
o's results releasing soon i think. wish me and binbin luck (:
cheers to sunday and the following sunday (STJ). shall blog agn then. seeya!
DO NOT EVER EAT
LI HUI FOUND A CURLED-UP WORM/MILLIPEDE-LIKE THING IN HER HOKKIEN MEE TODAY! Horrifying huh. Okay there's nothing much I want to say, and I'm only posting this because a certain *SOMEONE* is bugging me to blog. Sheesh! Okay bye HAVE A GOOD REST OVER THE WEEKEND, and see you on Sunday! ((: yay.
Thursday, February 1, 2007
Changed template
Okay guys, I have too much time at hand so I sort of changed the template. This is only a tentative template and we may be changing it again in the future. This template's still very plain now, maybe you guys can give suggestion on how to make it more visually appealing. =).
And oh, if we were to use this template, we need to take one good class pic because Aeki and jinhui are missing in that picture.
Anyway, cake smash vids!