Friday, February 16, 2007
Bao vs Noodles
One day, Char Siew Pao and Mee Kia got involved in an argument. They had a fight but Char Siew Pao was too clumsy and lost badly. Char Siew Pao got very angry and shouted at Mee Kia, "I'm going to find my gang to hantam you!" So Char Siew Pao went to round up Leng Yong Pau, Man Tou, Tau Sar Pow etc. Along the way, the Paos saw maggi mee and they ah bish ah bish ah bish and beat maggi mee up. As Char Siew Pao was punching Maggi Mee, he shouted, "Don't think just because you perm your hair, we can't recognize you, ok!"
Maggi Mee, who was beaten up for no reason, was very angry. So he went to find Bee Hoon, Mee Kia, Chao Mian etc to seek revenge. But on the way, they met Small Bao. Maggi Mee looked at Small Bao for a while then told his brothers, "Bra-der! Whack him!" Maggi Mee whack small bao harder & harder. After the noodles family has left, they asked Maggi Mee why he hated Small Bao so much and beat him up so badly. Maggi Mee said. "At first wanna teach him a small lesson only, but then see him act cute, made me so angry."
The more Small Bao thought of it, the more buay song he was. So, he found the bao family to whack Maggi Mee. Then they found Ying Shi Juan (noodles covered with bun). They brought him back as hostage and were about to put him on the stove to force him to talk when the Bao head said, "That's not noodles! That's our undercover!"
The family of bao and noodles are now enemies and they have gang fights whenever they see each other. One day, the noodles family was having a walk when they saw Char Siew Bao alone. Seeing the good chance, all of them attacked him. The noodles family shouted, "Beat him hard hard! Don't give chance just because he's vomiting blood!"
Poor Char Siew Bao, with his injuries, went to the bao headquarters to look for help. All the bao family was activated and together with Red Bean Bao, Green Bean Bao etc. they went to seek revenge. All the passerbys siam them as they look like they will kill. They saw french fries jalan jalan along, shopping. The bao family attacked him. The bao head shouted, "Noodle people still wear gold go shopping! Whack him!!!"
Finally, the bao family manage to kidnap Maggi Mee, the one who started up the whole show, and brought him back to the bao headquarter. All the baos took turns to whack him. At the end, the chief of baos - Dua Bah Bao took a final roll over noodle before they dump him. When the poor Maggi Mee finally went home, none of the family member could recognise him bcoz he is totally disfigured - flatten. In order not to let the family bear the bad name, he appears as a new member named Mee Pok.