Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Funny quotes!!!

Hello. Since school is terribly boring and we have LOADS of assignments and tests. ergh.
Here are some FUNNY QUOTES!!!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. ( MY FAVOURITE HAHA)

"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby." - Anonymous Manufacturer

"You guys line up alphabetically by height." - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese." - Charles De Gaulle, former French President

"Most lies about blondes are false." - Cincinnati Times-Star, headline

"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something." - Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player, on Chicago Bull's team chemistry being overrated

"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them." - George Bush, former U.S. President

"It is white." - George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London

"I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding." - Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons

"If only faces could talk..." - Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl

"A bachelor's life is no life for a single man." - Samuel Goldwyn (i agree... haha)

"SAFETY FIRST: Please put on your seat belt - prepare for accident." - Sign on backseat of Taxi

"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." - Terry Venables

okay that's all. If you crave for more, go google funny quotes or smething. or you can give me ten bucks and i'll do it for ya! haha.
ENjoy ur self.

AND DO YOUR WRITTEN REPORT! IT'S DUE NEXT WEEK!!!

from ur responsible PW rep:)

Binx2 loves s6E. 11:06 PM