Saturday, May 26, 2007
just for laughs : putting dear david in a good light
SaEints chill out before the blocks!
HCJC Athena fac prince '07 David Neo Zhi Xiong of 07S6E wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. David looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Qin1 Ai4 de Da4 Bi2, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. David asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious(i.e. in an excited state). Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, David asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"
a self-induced hangover - $100.00
broken furniture - $200.00
breakfast - $10.00
saying the right thing - PRICELESS
HCJC Athena fac prince '07 David Neo Zhi Xiong of 07S6E wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. David looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Qin1 Ai4 de Da4 Bi2, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. David asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious(i.e. in an excited state). Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, David asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"
a self-induced hangover - $100.00
broken furniture - $200.00
breakfast - $10.00
saying the right thing - PRICELESS
Thursday, May 24, 2007
math (:
hello 6e (:
there will be a math remedial class during the hols. details are as follows:
Math Remedial Class
29-30 May
10am - 12pm
A207
this remedial class is only compulsory for those whom i have informed. if you are unable to attend, please provide a valid reason or otherwise be liable for CS. please bring along lecture notes, tutorials and questions which you want answered.
for those who are not down for remedial but would like to have consultation time with Ms Chin, here are the time slots:
Consultation time with Ms Chin
29, 30 May: 1.30pm - 4pm
18, 20 Jun: 10am - 12pm; 1.30pm - 4pm
in addition, there will also be Maths Clinic conducted by Mrs Lim LE which is optional consultation sessions.
Maths Clinic by Mrs Lim LE
18, 19 Jun
9am - 12pm
B218
now moving on to the most important thing -- our MATH block test.
Math Block Test
27 Jun 2007 Wednesday
1pm - 4pm
A317
Tutorial 1 to 6a + Applications of Differentiation - Tangents & Normals
please bring your own calculators and memory-cleared-GCs. also, do not be late alright. okay jiayou for everything!
loveee
gek (:
there will be a math remedial class during the hols. details are as follows:
Math Remedial Class
29-30 May
10am - 12pm
A207
this remedial class is only compulsory for those whom i have informed. if you are unable to attend, please provide a valid reason or otherwise be liable for CS. please bring along lecture notes, tutorials and questions which you want answered.
for those who are not down for remedial but would like to have consultation time with Ms Chin, here are the time slots:
Consultation time with Ms Chin
29, 30 May: 1.30pm - 4pm
18, 20 Jun: 10am - 12pm; 1.30pm - 4pm
in addition, there will also be Maths Clinic conducted by Mrs Lim LE which is optional consultation sessions.
Maths Clinic by Mrs Lim LE
18, 19 Jun
9am - 12pm
B218
now moving on to the most important thing -- our MATH block test.
Math Block Test
27 Jun 2007 Wednesday
1pm - 4pm
A317
Tutorial 1 to 6a + Applications of Differentiation - Tangents & Normals
please bring your own calculators and memory-cleared-GCs. also, do not be late alright. okay jiayou for everything!
loveee
gek (:
Tuesday, May 8, 2007
PROJECT WORK
IMPT:
JUST A REMINDER TO ALL 07S6E STUDENTS
PLEASE SEND ME YOUR FINAL PI
FILE IF POSSIBLE BY
WEDNESDAY
9TH MAY
CAUSE MRS LEE WANTS IT BY THURS.
MY EMAIL IS:
Thanks for your co operation!
from your project work rep
BIN BIN
P.S. i'll really appreciate it if you send it to me
asap cause it'll make my life so much easier. yay:)
Monday, May 7, 2007
So you want to hire the beautiful: Well, why not?
Hi 07S6E,
http://www.businessweek.com/1998/11/b3569031.htm
When I was mentioning in the economics lesson on Friday about the difference between the GP perspective and the Economic perspective towards the use of beautiful people in advertising, I had the above article in mind.
You can read it to gain a deeper level of understanding on how economists approach issues, especially on how economists generally distrust government intervention.
Your markers would want to see the same sharp perspective in your economic essays!
Regards,
Mr Tan
http://www.businessweek.com/1998/11/b3569031.htm
When I was mentioning in the economics lesson on Friday about the difference between the GP perspective and the Economic perspective towards the use of beautiful people in advertising, I had the above article in mind.
You can read it to gain a deeper level of understanding on how economists approach issues, especially on how economists generally distrust government intervention.
Your markers would want to see the same sharp perspective in your economic essays!
Regards,
Mr Tan
